"Cameron escapes shark while swimming in South Africa" (claim)

"I was back in the water the next day"

Hero ?

"The Camerons' eldest son, Ivan, five, who suffers from cerebral palsy and epilepsy, is not thought to have joined the family in South Africa as he is unable to travel long distances."

Hmmmm...

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Didn't another politician have this type of publicity aswell? Supposed to look like a hero or something but they weren't anywhere near where they said they were.

Politicians are scum

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Now if the story was about Blair it could be put down to professional courtesey on the part of the shark -----

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I'm very concerned about the thought of Cameron being bitten by a shark.

But with a bit of luck and prompt professional medical treatment the shark would probably make a full recovery!

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Hmm, it's like a story that the leader of the opposition walked past his neighbour's cat or something, and stood his ground. Didn't anyone tell him that sharks are not like the ones in Jaws, they are normally very placid and if anything would be a bit scared of a human? You actually have to drop a load of blood in the water to make them think it is dinnertime and even then most kinds of shark are not really looking for humans to eat any more than munching on anything else that is not their normal diet. So, what a pussy of a europhile.

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Nicely put Baron :-)

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Originally Posted by Baron von Lotsov:
Hmm, it's like a story that the leader of the opposition walked past his neighbour's cat or something, and stood his ground. Didn't anyone tell him that sharks are not like the ones in Jaws, they are normally very placid and if anything would be a bit scared of a human? You actually have to drop a load of blood in the water to make them think it is dinnertime and even then most kinds of shark are not really looking for humans to eat any more than munching on anything else that is not their normal diet. So, what a pussy of a europhile.

No offence, but I still wouldn't want to take the risk.

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South Africa eh. I take it Green Cameron swam there?

No I didn't think so.

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Originally Posted by Britannist:
News about David Cameron, the anti-UKIP and pro-EU leader of the Conservative Party:

David Cameron: How I came face to face with Jaws (and swam and ran for my life) | the Mail on Sunday

My first reaction was - what a crying shame the shark didn't get its dinner.

My second - typical of the lies and bullsh*t put out by that grubby little skidmark. I suppose he wants to be a 'hero' like diddums Harry.

Cameron has a yellow streak running down his back as wide as my hand.

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