Lets get some people together and fight the 2009 euro elections on a 'euroslags' ticket.

"Euro-Slags;-

we don't give a stuff about Europe and even if we did, there's **** all we can do as MEP's to affect it. We just want to be on the gravy train and have a pension for life, just like Mandelson and the Kinnocks.

Vote for us. At least we're honest"
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The Euro slags constitution.

We the people of the European union will-

be social, cultural, political champaign socialists.

always listen to those that share our own opinion.

pat our selves on the back at least twice a day for being diverse.

always applaud economic decisions even though we have no idea what they our or mean.

butt kiss the UN at every available opportunity.

always stand by what sounds like a good idea with no thought or consideration to possible dangers and not give a damn for the damage that is being done.

always spend tax payers money in the best hotels and restaurants.

hold true to the works of Karl Marx and use the education system to indoctrinate the young.

stand by democracy (what ever that is).

generally stay in hot countries where our minds will be more focused on making the best decisions for the peasants.

read ruling class magazine (otherwise known as the Guardian).

believe hole heartedly in man made global warming.

be absolute hypocrites.

redistribute your hard earn wealth with no real idea of where it's going.

always hold true to the one true belief of the political class WE'RE THE GOVERNMENT AND YOUR NOT.
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I'm up for this. What do we need to do to get on the EU elections balot? If the EDP can do it, then we can.

Just totally take the **** out of the whole thing.
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Too late. Looks like wise has already started euro-slags. so should we now call it 'euro-toms'?

seriously - its £150 to register 'euro-slags', we need two officers, plus a constitution,

Yep - a party to completely take the **** out of it appeals really deeply to me. I bag my place at the top of the east mids list - Matt, the south east is yours :-)
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@Roland, as a constitution it's a good start. where would you like to be on the MEP list?
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Originally Posted by C_steam:
@Roland, as a constitution it's a good start. where would you like to be on the MEP list?

Either at or at least near the top.

I could do with living the political class life.

13 reasons why I think I'd make a good MEP -

1) I'm in the construction industry so I'm used to people who think they know it all wile talking complete **** so I think I'd fit in with other MEP's quite nicely.

2) I'm a hypocrite.

3) I care more about the concerns and worries of ruling elitists than of the people i'm supposed to represent.

4) I used to go out with a bird from spain.

5) I'm a communist.

6) I believe that people are not clever enough to vote.

7) I'm also a fascist.

8) I think the whole population should be micro chipped.

9) I'm a roman catholic.

10) I'l say anything to keep my job as an MEP let's face it I'm not going to earn that kind of dosh any where else.

11) I believe in man made catastrofic global warming even though no one else dose.

12) I've excepted the mark of the beast.

13) I'm an alien shape shifter.
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I will pay pay £50. Come on, we have to do this.
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It has been a while now C_Steam. How are 'euro-slags' doing? If they're not doing so well could I suggest the sticky is dropped? If things are progressing well then I look forward to hearing about that progress from you or another supporter. Thanks. :-)
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You need a snappy slogan and a logo. Years ago there was a similar attempt against the Lancaster City Council, it was called the corrupt party and its motto was "it's a big trough so get yer snout in!"

You could have a cartoony sort of emblem of a trough with all these pigs round it pushing each other out of the way to get there. Maybe this is not politically correct though. Seems a bit unfair to compare honest decent farm animals with the euroshysters.
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