This from the BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/6296053.stm

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The New Zealand Prime Minister was there to greet him, together with a brass band and film crews.

"Do you remember that grand welcome as the ship arrived in Auckland?" I ask the deputy prime minister.

He strains to remember for a moment then says emphatically: "No. To be honest, I think we were just waiting for the call from the local hospitals so that the nurses could invite us to their parties."

Don't blame him, but he never did deny he was a womaniser!
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So John Reid's brain is missing

Fat Boy pressa keeps his in his y-fronts

Greedy Gordon gave his to prudence (BTW what where those women thinking - is there another Gordon Brown they got mixed up with) :?

Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears are vent dummies for Blair

anybody think of any more ministers brains missing?
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