Right I said I was taking over as Leader:

The Question is:

Not what your party can do for you?

It is,

What can you do for your party?

What have you done today to promote The cause of The United Kingdom Independance Party?

Today Mr speaker, I have worn my tabard around central London Promoting the party, imforming the public about the cause. And later on I will be doing the same thing in my local area.

My trusty Vehicle is also promoting the cause every day.
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I have been this afternoon, doing my bit for The Party.

After sowing the seeds a few weeks ago at the place where I purchase the sustenance for my trusty steed, The young lady has remembered our conversation about the state of the country, and the dissasterous job the major parties have done over the last two decades.

She has said to me that the leaflets that I supplied to her she has read, and now she is a convert (as long as she remembers to "VOTE") and she will also spread the word.

Another coup for UKIP MAN.......

So All you surfers Join now and swell the ranks of the "UKIP MAN" domain... :twisted:
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Originally Posted by :
The Question is:

Not what your party can do for you?

It is,

What can you do for your party?

What have you done today to promote The cause of The United Kingdom Independance Party?

I have again Sir, I have been doing my duty, I have been promoting the cause.

Today I have avoided a bucket of slurry and a few cream cakes.

I also came across a interesting chappie with a very good idea to promote The "United Kingdom Independence Party".

He wishes to start a Campaing, instead of saying NO to the Eu, He wants to "SING NO" to the Eu.

He gave me a song sheet with just the word NO on it.

And then, to the Tune of Land of hope and Glory he began to sing:

No more european Union
No more euro mp's
No more constitution
No more europe for me

the second verse was just
no no no no no no
Etc etc

I thought this was damn clever and it works with any song, so I tried it and sang it out loud all the way home

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Another coup for UKIP MAN.......

So All you surfers Join now and swell the ranks of the "UKIP MAN" domain...

Go on try it, you know you want to....:twisted:
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Anyone got a white coat?
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Where's me maggits..

johnwest wrote

Originally Posted by :
Anyone got a white coat?

Biscuitman Wrote

Originally Posted by :
Dear UKIPMAN,

it might forward your arguement if you didn't appear to be off your rocker. (No insult intended).

I may be The Biscuit, but you are a cracker!

http://www.ukipforum.co.uk/viewtopic...=914&start=270

C_steam Wrote

Originally Posted by :
awwwwwww Bicky! you've spoilt it. The rest of us were just ignoring him............

john west Wrote

Originally Posted by :
has shown himself to be a rather annoying individualist

Ahhh!!! Found them there they are them Wriggly Maggits..... :roll:

Today Sir, I have just returned from trudging them streets pushing them letter boxes all for what I ask myself......

It would appear that I have something to prove to mr john west....

I shall just set the scene, Imagine the big hall, and there they are waiting for the curtain to rise and the orchestra to start playing.

2,000 in the hall, 20,000,000 watching on television all around the world.

the music starts the people stand.

they sing "land of hope" (you know the tune) and glory.

go on sing along....

land of hope and glory
na na na na na (you have forgot the words)

land of hope and glory
no no no no no (thats better)

now try..

No more European union(thats good your getting it)
no more MEP,s (join in at the back)
no more constitution (altogether now)
no more Europe for me...

now try it on your own......

you can sing along to all the carols if you cant remember the words.

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So All you surfers Join now and swell the ranks of the "UKIP MAN" domain... :twisted:

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Not just Barking but Dagenham as well!!
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UKIP Man man is one of the most famous frauds in the history of politics. In 2002 Les Dawson discovered the first of two pictures found in the UKIP art gallery in Woking, Surrey, England; pictures of an apparently primitive activist, an ancestor of today's highly-evolved UKIP member. UKIP Man, or Knapthropus Dawsoni to use his scientific name, was a sensation. He was the expected "missing link" a mixture of human and ape with the noble brow of Homo Sapiens and a primitive jaw. Best of all, he was British!

As the years went by and new finds of pictures of ancient hominids were made, UKIP Man became an anomaly that didn't fit in, a creature without a place in the political family tree. Finally, in 2004, the truth came out. UKIP Man was a hoax, the most ancient of people who never were.
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What have I done for the past few days; I had done nothing except we had a very good political debate Christmas day afternoon. A mate of mine who I have not seen for a while rang up about 1pm a bit drunk and I could tell a little lonely due to his circumstances. So I went to his house and picked him up for a bit of company.
So there was my brother and sister in law, my mate (iv'e only got one) and the wife (she was trying to watch telly) and me had a debate on why UKIP cannot get any votes or seats in the general election, I think I won (No I know I won).

My mate, I could not believe did not know about the constitution, the new laws on electricity, being a citizen of Europe, in fact I don't think he knew to much about politics. He asked me, why was I so involved? I said its so I can tell people like you what is going on.

This fact is true Jim (Name change) he works every hour that is available to pay all bills and all of the taxes that are thrown at him. He hasn't got time to get stuck INTO phpbb_politics. There are loads of people like Jim out there in the same situation.

You may think who is this fool (me or Jim) but people need to know that their lives are being looked after by the government of the day.

Oh I've just got back from the shops and I saw a Spanish registration car parked so I gave the occupant a load of leaflets for her to take to Spain with her.

Some of them, they also have a vote on the affairs of our country.

Another coup for UKIP MAN.......

So All you surfers Join now and swell the ranks of the "UKIP MAN" domain... :twisted:

And dont forget there are more Jim's out there so go and tell them whats happening.....
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I had a crappy Xmas trying to spark an ounce of care from various people on various subjects.

Don't get me wrong, I have a converted a lot of people, who are now going to vote UKIP at the next election, due to patriotism being British etc etc.

What killed me was the fact that they didn't actually care about the big brother nanny state side of things and they still trusted Blairs lies over Iraq.

Indeed when asked if they would happily surrender to having a chip on their ****, monitored 24 by 7 and do whatever their leaders told them with out question, they said yes! I asked if they were not concerned that their leaders could be the equivalent to a Hitler one day and they scoffed.

"Oh that could never happen here!" they said. "Our system won't allow it!". I then went on to say this same system was handing over power to a foreign, unlected house of cards in Brussels. They just wouldn't believe this could happen, nevermind that it already is!

I don't know what frustrates me the most. The fact they think the system could never let them down, or the unquestioning trust in any sort of authority, just because they are in authority.

Perhaps I am becoming obsessed with the whole thing, but then somebody has too, don't they!
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Originally Posted by mkpdavies:
I don't know what frustrates me the most. The fact they think the system could never let them down, or the unquestioning trust in any sort of authority, just because they are in authority.

Be consoled by the fact that even if everyone in the U.K. thought like that, they be very few in comparison to the folks in the U.S. who think like that.
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