Laughter is the best medicine

Any one know any good EU jokes, apart from the EU constitution (341 pages of Andrex)
Good one at the Exeter Conference:
Three men discussing the oldest profession in the world

Surgeon= Eve came from the rib of Adam, so mine is the oldest profession

Priest= The world was born out of chaos, so mine is the oldest profession

Eurocrate= Mine must be the oldest profession, cos who do you think created the chaos.

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Variation on an old one...Conversations with God

Bush: Will capitalism ever collapse in the USA

God: Not in your lifetime

Castro: Will communisim ever collapse in Cuba?

God: Not in your lifetime

Prodi : Will corruption ever end in the EU.

God: Not in my lifetime

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I say, I say, I say, I hear Roger Knapmans changing his name to Vic

And I say why is he changing his name to Vic

'Cause he gets up everybodys nose! boom boom :-) :-)

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BB

a) That Joke is rubbish.
b) As Knapman IS an MEP, I will let it stand, but something about the EU would be more appropriate.
c) When are you Veritas boys going to start attacking other parties now you are on a mission? Or is UKIP the primary target?

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Originally Posted by mkpdavies:
BB

a) That Joke is rubbish.
b) As Knapman IS an MEP, I will let it stand, but something about the EU would be more appropriate.
c) When are you Veritas boys going to start attacking other parties now you are on a mission? Or is UKIP the primary target?

I don't remember saying I was a "Veritas boy" I haven't started attacking UKIP yet, I've spent a lot of time and effort trying to get the Party to see sense. I'm sorry you don't like my joke, I'll have to thinl of some different ones. I'll let you know if I decide to join Veritas!

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O.K. I must have misread your position on it!

Please do let us know!

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You wont like this one either, but I do get paid good money for telling them

I wouldn't say Roger Knapman is unpopular, but when he walks down the street the Jehovahs Witness's cross over to avoid him :-) :-) :-)

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